Bartender: What can I get you?
Nash: Wine. What do you got by the glass?
[The bartender shows Nash the wine list]
Nash: Beer, whatever you got on tap.
Rex: Problem with the wine list?
Nash: Yeah, it sucks. But, as my problems go, it'd say it's pretty
close to the bottom of the list.
Rex: What's on top?
Nash: The guy who is standing between me and the woman I love.
Rex: Relationship problems. I'm familiar with those myself.
Nash: Going around, is it?
Rex: Like the flu.
Nash: Ha-ha. Except that bed rest and fluids can't cure my ill.
Nash: Bartender? Another one for my newfound friend here.
Rex: Ah, only if you let me pick up the next round.
Nash: Deal.
Rex: (about Adriana) She doesn't like me. I know it's
not that simple, but I've got this thing for her, but she --
Nash: You know, there's something to be said for "simple," believe
me. The girl I'm in love with? Apparently she doesn't even exist.
Rex: Oh, you're the one.
Nash: The one what?
Rex: Involved with Tess.
Nash: You know her?
Rex: No, but I'm her -- ok, what am I? Uh -- I am her host body's
sister's brother, sort of.
Nash: That family. You're her brother, sort of?
Rex: Natalie's, except not really. It's a long story.
Rex: When Jessica was missing and she was with you, I was -- I was
kind of looking for her. It's -- anyway, my name's Rex, Rex Balsom.
Nash: Nash Brennan.
[Rex notes that Adriana is with Duke, who is considered better than Rex
is]
Nash: What's wrong with you?
Rex: Oh, well, if you polled the good citizens of Llanview, the majority
would say I'm unworthy.
Nash: Oh, well, join the club.
Nash: It's nice to meet you.
Rex: Same here.
Nash: Thanks for the beer.
Rex: Good luck with Tess.
Nash: I'm going to need it.